Mr. Bump's sick day

Narrator: Everything doesn't go wrong in dillydale, Mr. Bump has a very bad cold and he does need to stay home with Miss Whoops to figure out whats up with his cold.
Mr. Bump: *sneezes* ow, i had a very bad cold.
Miss Whoops: Whoops! hi Mr. Bump, what are you doing in bed still?
Mr. Bump: i had a cold and could somebody fix me or something?
Miss Whoops: oh, okay. what seems to be the problem Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: okay i gone to bed by 11:00 and i started sneezing and coughing in the middle of the night.
Miss Whoops: don't worry about that. i'm going to check you out and see if you have that crummy cold.
Mr. Bump: i don't want to die!
Miss Whoops: i'm going to be right back with my doctors kit.
Mr. Bump: okay Miss Whoops, don't be knocking things down when you come in.
Miss Whoops: Whoops! i knocked down your vase that is 100 years old and now it's broken.
Mr. Bump: Ow!
Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump, are you okay?
Mr. Bump: i don't know about that vase that you broke. *cough*
Miss Whoops: but i have the doctors kit in my hands. should we get started?
Mr. Bump: uh, i guess we start on that right now.
*later*
Miss Whoops: okay Mr. Bump, i'm going to use this little flashlight to check your eyes and your mouth.
Mr. Bump: Miss Whoops, is it going to hurt?
Miss Whoops: no no it's not going to hurt you Mr. Bump, but your eyes maybe painful when i shine the light on your eyes.
Mr. Bump: and what about my mouth?
Miss Whoops: i would do your mouth later Mr. Bump. *turns on the flashlight* tell me if your eyes are burning?
Mr. Bump: ouch! my eyes!
Miss Whoops: oh, you mean your eyes are hurting. sorry about that. now Mr Bump, open your mouth and say ah.
Mr. Bump: uh, ahhhh. *opens mouth*
Miss Whoops: um, your mouth is okay Mr. Bump. you can close it now.
Mr. Bump: *closes mouth*
Miss Whoops: alright Mr. Bump, lay down on your back and let me feel your tummy.
Mr. Bump: but, does it hurt?
Miss Whoops: i don't know if it hurts but i'll give it a try. *puts her hands on his tummy* Tell me Mr. Bump, does your tummy hurts when you try to sleep on your back because you had a cold?
Mr. Bump: ouch!
Miss Whoops: oops, sorry Mr. Bump i didn't mean to hurt you badly. how about this side? *she puts her hand the other side of Mr. Bump's tummy* now tell me, does this side hurt?
Mr. Bump: um, a little bit Miss Whoops.
Miss Whoops: good. now i'm going to use the stethoscope and listen to your heart and your breathing.
Mr. Bump: is my heart going to beat when you put it on my chest?
Miss Whoops: don't worry, your heart is going to beat once i put it on your chest.
Mr. Bump: it's a most simple thing i find most find hopeful.
Miss Whoops: okay, i'll put it on your chest right now and see if your heartbeat is beating perfectly.
Mr. Bump: oh, okay.
Miss Whoops: let me listen. whoops! my stethoscope is cold. let me warm it up Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: is the stethoscope cold?
Miss Whoops: oh, it's warm now. now let me listen to your heartbeat. *puts the stethoscope on his chest*
Mr. Bump: M-M-Miss Whoops? why is my heart beating?
Miss Whoops: Mr. Bump, your heartbeat is beating because it made la-dub sounds. it sounds like la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub, la-dub.
Mr. Bump: my heart does la-dubs?
Miss Whoops: yes it is.
Mr. Bump: everytime i run, my heart beats fast?
Miss Whoops: why? because everytime you run, your heartbeat goes fast and it made faster la-dub sounds.
Mr. Bump: i hope a virus comes into my heart.
Miss Whoops: no Mr. Bump, i'm just listening to your heart because the la-dubs are fun to listen to.
Mr. Bump: but but, how could it be so hard about you Miss Whoops?
Miss Whoops: now i'm going to use this tiny hammer.
Mr. Bump: is this going to hurt?
Miss Whoops: maybe. anyway, tell me if one of your knees have a little pain.
Mr. Bump: okay, okay. i'm going to make it.
Miss Whoops: here we go! *taps his right knee*
Mr. Bump: ow! it hurts.
Miss Whoops: let me try your other knee. *taps his left knee*
Mr. Bump: ouch! it also hurts.
Miss Whoops: does that hurt?
Mr. Bump: yes.
Miss Whoops: now i'm going to take your temperature.
Mr. Bump: will it hurt?
Miss Whoops: no Mr. Bump, i'm going to put it in your mouth and see if you have that cold.
Mr. Bump: but you said that you are going to put it under my arm?
Miss Whoops: uh, i not sure not about that Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: i'm opening my mouth right now. *opens mouth*
Miss Whoops: oh, just in time. *puts the thermometer in his mouth*
Mr. Bump: *closes mouth*
Miss Whoops: uh oh, it's 100.20! whoops! thats a bad number! *takes it out of Mr. Bump's mouth* you have a very worse cold ever!
Mr. Bump: *sneezes 3 times* oh no, i had a cold? thats worse!
Miss Whoops: i'm using the stethoscope again and listen to your heart. *puts it on his chest again*
Mr. Bump: *coughing*
Miss Whoops: um, Mr. Bump, your heart is having extra beats.
Mr. Bump: wh-whys that?
Miss Whoops: because your heartbeat is getting extra beats for your heart.
Mr. Bump: but, but, will i die?
Miss Whoops: don't worry about that Mr. Bump, i'm still listening to it.
Mr. Bump: oh great, how come i'm sick Miss Whoops?
Miss Whoops: i'm going to check your breathing Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: are you putting this on too the other side of my chest?
Miss Whoops: yes, i'm putting this on the other side. *puts it on the other side of his chest*
Mr. Bump: *sneezes*
Miss Whoops: Breathe in Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: *breathes in*
Miss Whoops: and then breathe out Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: *breathes out*
Miss Whoops: now i'm going to take your blood pressure and i'm going to put it around your arm.
Mr. Bump: are you going to put the stethoscope on my arm?
Miss Whoops: yes i'm going to put it on your arm.
Mr. Bump: Why did you say so Miss Whoops?
Miss Whoops: of course, i'm going to put my stethoscope on your arm and see if i can listen to heart sounds in your arm.
Mr. Bump: i don't know about that.
Miss Whoops: it's not going to hurt a little bit. *puts it around Mr. Bump's arm and putting the stethoscope on his arm*
Mr. Bump: i hope i'll not fly away again.
Miss Whoops: i'll be very careful to your arm.
Mr. Bump: I can't hear my heart from my arm?
Miss Whoops: did you think it got cold again Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: uh, yes?
Miss Whoops: *sigh* let's try it again with my stethoscope and see if i can feel your heart beating from your arm.
Mr. Bump: is that better?
Miss Whoops: yes. now i'm going to use the oxygen tank to do some breathing tests.
Mr. Bump: is this going to hurt?
Miss Whoops: no, Mr. Bump. it's not going to hurt a bit, okay? *puts the oxygen mask on mr bump*
Mr. Bump: how do i look Miss Whoops. silly? goofy? uh, i don't know?
Miss Whoops: okay Mr. Bump, ready for your breathing tests?
Mr. Bump: uh, i don't know about that?
Miss Whoops: okay, i'm going to turn it on. *turns it on*
Mr. Bump: *breathes*
Miss Whoops: very good. keep on breathing Mr. Bump!
Mr. Bump: *breathes again*
Miss Whoops: well done. just breathe one more time.
Mr. Bump: *breathes the last time and coughs*
Miss Whoops: *takes the oxygen mask off mr bump* Now it's time for your shot!
Mr. Bump: will this hurt?
Miss Whoops: yes it will hurt.
Mr. Bump: should i close my eyes?
Miss Whoops: i'm going to put it on your arm, okay?
Mr. Bump: um, i don't want to die!
Miss Whoops: it's going to be okay. i promise it will not hurt. okay, are you ready?
Mr. Bump: i don't know.
Miss Whoops: 1, 2, 3. all done.
Mr. Bump: ouch!
Miss Whoops the shot is all done, Mr. Bump. now i'm going to put a band-aid on your arm.
Mr. Bump: *coughs*
Miss Whoops: now i will give you a bath that will make you better. but first, i have to get the water ready.
Mr. Bump: can i take off my bandages off?
Miss Whoops: alright. i'll throw you into the tub and gave you a rub-a-dub-dub.